Tech Geeks Converge!!

When you are 10, you look at breasts and have a certain amount of disgust.
When you are 12, you are a little bewildered by them.
When you are 15, you have dreams of touching them.
When you are 17, you wish to touch a lot more of them.
When you are 21, you look at the cleavages and not breasts.
When you are 25, you should have touch quite a number of them.
When you are 28, normally you have only one pair to touch.
When you are 31, you prefer papayas over breasts- you least they can be eaten.

The above is like what a lot of men gone through. Mine ends at between 25-27, and that's when everything differs from there.

You see men's relationship with breasts is directly correlated with the ability to hold a proper relationship. The above is typical of guy whom have mess around abit when you are younger and settle down abit later. But some have an eternal relationship with them and for that I have to digress.

After a certain age, women or breasts in particular really seems all the same. It is like they have exactly the same goal in life, just like what they call in tech talk- the "form factor" differs.

Everyone-at least most of us- will realize at a certain point in our life that all women wants to do is get married and have kids- and once again the "form factor" differs that's all.

You will never realize that until you are 31 and that's when you realize that you have been conned your entire life that your relationship with breasts is nothing more than a fantasy built by women to conned men out of their cave and shell. By that, I mean that not in a complimentary way. I mean it in a animalistic way. We are meant to beat women on their head with a stick- but our relationship with breasts means that we will never hit them on their head with a stick- because the breasts will not be perfectly formed.

When at 31, you will realize that the papayas you faced everyday, is not worth the effort of going to the gym for a workout, a $50 haircut and even the knock-down sedan you drive [ because quietly you prefer the Mazda 6 because the former plays the numbers game way better].

You regret it now and even if you tell everyone else that comes after you, they refuse to pay attention to you because you are degrading them. But let me tell you, the plums you see will turn to papayas really soon.

All your bravura is nothing more than an instinct to protect young and virile women whom have not have their plums turn to papayas. And they are impressed only because the form factor is just different, you idiot. Inside, everything is the same- just like a Samsung and Apple phone. The difference is the features, one have a Siri voice who gets it wrong but oh so cute, the other is simply change the way they unlock the phone that's all.

I am telling you above, not because that I am highly experienced. I am telling you all these simply because, you are really putting way too much effort into something comes in all shapes and sizes. Your relationship with breasts has ruined you simply because breasts is not marriage- papayas are.

There are a million of women with different shapes of breasts, some are perky, some have large auerola, some have asymmetrical breasts- but why the hell do you try to have the biggest muscles to complement the nice perky B cup breasts. These breasts homed in only one single thing- your reaction when they turn to pineapples.

We all know Oracle works way better than windows but unfortunately, Windows complements us- Oracles is for tech insiders. Your B cup perky breasts will not turn to papayas but only with you beat Windows, you idiot.

My suggestion is that take the above seriously when at 31, focus on getting a new and upgraded Windows and screw Oracle. Otherwise, you will end up just like me. At 31, all Windows users are idiots and you will be alone most of the time.